Sunday, February 1, 2009

Super Bowl, Super Drunk


This is great! I am going to start using that excuse whenever anything goes wrong for me. "Why were you speeding, sir?" "Because, fuck you." Why didn't you make your sales plan this month, Steve?" "Because, fuck you." It's awesome.





St. Pete Beach police say Omar Chehab, 44, was yelling obscenities and prank calling 911 from a pay phone near 600 Corey Ave. last night about 10:30 p.m.
Dispatchers told police that he sounded intoxicated. Officers approached him, and his response was "Fuck you. No, I don't need you," they reported in an arrest affidavit. When they asked why he called 911, he gave this reason: "Because, fuck you."



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