This from a chimp attack several years ago:
"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Chimpie ... OH NO...LEAVE ME ALONE... AAARRRRRRG! HE IS RIPPING MY NOSE AND GENITALS OFF... AAARRRRGGGG!!!..."
"Davis said St. James lost all of his fingers from both hands, an eye, part of his nose, cheek and lips, and part of his buttocks. The terrifying attack lasted 5 to 7 minutes, said Davis, who has no health insurance and has not spoken to Brauer since the incident."
"The chimps chewed off St. James Davis' nose and severely mauled his genitals and limbs Thursday before the son-in-law of the sanctuary's owner shot the animals to death, authorities said."
And from today:
These amateur chimp wrangler types should be lumped into the same category as those people who build and fly their own experimental airplanes, and crash and die throughout the land, often killing some poor schlub on the ground for good measure. Is it really necessary for every Tom, Dick and Harry to own a chimp, or a personal airplane? NO IT IS NOT!
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