Saturday, January 31, 2009

Crystal Clear Hard Times


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/waterford-workers-occupy-plant-1522067.html Do the workers really control the means of production? They will most likely send in the jack-booted riot police to crack some skulls and arrest the workers fro trying to get some social justice.
From "A People's History of the United States" by Howard Zinn:
Once in khaki suits. Gee, we looked swell,
Full of that Yankee Doodle-de-dum.
Half a million boots went sloggin' through Hell,
I was the kid with the drum.
Say, don't you remember, they called me Al- I
t was Al all the time.
Say, don't you remember I'm your pal-
Brother, can you spare a dime?
It was not just a song of despair. As Yip Harburg told Terkel: In the song the man Is really saying: I made an investment in this country. Where the hell are my dividends? .. . It's more than just a bit of pathos. It doesn't reduce him to a beggar. It makes him a dignified human, asking questions-and a bit outraged, too, as he should be. The anger of the veteran of the First World War, now without work, his family hungry, led to the march of the Bonus Army to Washington in the spring and summer of 1932. War veterans, holding government bonus certificates which were due years in the future, demanded that Congress pay off on them now, when the money was desperately needed. And so they began to move to Washington from all over the country, with wives and children or alone. They came in broken-down old autos, stealing rides on freight trains, or hitchhiking. They were miners from West Virginia, sheet metal workers from Columbus, Georgia, and unemployed Polish veterans from Chicago. One family- husband, wife, three-year-old boy-spent three months on freight trains coming from California. Chief Running Wolf, a jobless Mescalero Indian from New Mexico, showed up in full Indian dress, with bow and arrow. More than twenty thousand came. Most camped across the Potomac River from the Capitol on Anacostia Flats where, as John Dos Passos wrote, "the men are sleeping in little lean-tos built out of old newspapers, cardboard boxes, packing crates, bits of tin or tarpaper roofing, every kind of cockeyed makeshift shelter from the rain scraped together out of the city dump." The bill to pay off on the bonus passed the House, but was defeated in the Senate, and some veterans, discouraged, left. Most stayed-some encamped in government buildings near the Capitol, the rest on Anacostia Flats, and President Hoover ordered the army to evict them.
Four troops of cavalry, four companies of infantry, a machine gun squadron, and six tanks assembled near the White House. General Douglas MacArthur was in charge of the operation, Major Dwight Eisenhower his aide. George S. Patton was one of the officers. MacArthur led his troops down Pennsylvania Avenue, used tear gas to clear veterans out of the old buildings, and set the buildings on fire. Then the army moved across the bridge to Anacostia. Thousands of veterans, wives, children, began to run as the tear gas spread. The soldiers set fire to some of the huts, and soon the whole encampment was ablaze. When it was all over, two veterans had been shot to death, an eleven-week-old baby had died, an eight-year-old boy was partially blinded by gas, two police had fractured skulls, and a thousand veterans were injured by gas.

Home Cleaning Tips from the Onion


Accountability


One could complain about Obama not putting CEO compensation limits in his new stimulus bill. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/31/obama-ceos-must-stop-drai_n_162780.html As my dad always said, talk is cheap. Now don't get me wrong, I love Barack, however, why is this simple requirement not in the bill? We are giving vastly more money in the bailout, than we could purchase the companies for outright, and then we could fire all of the CEO's and board members. As Walter said to The Dude during the ransom drop, "Are you fucking this up, Dude?" Seems like our "representatives" continue to do just that. We should have the First Nationalized Bank of America, and cut out the damned middlemen. Why must these banks be in business anyway? To steal our money through the bailout, and lend it back to us at interest? The nationalized bank could hire all the tellers and mid level managers, and fire all of the geniuses that got us to this point in the first place, and renegotiate the onerous mortgages that we are going to pay for anyway, at the .25% prime rate. Maybe we could loan money out at 1% so the nationalized bank can make enough to pay the taxpayers back over time. The new bank would be chartered to actually lend money to small businesses, etc., instead of lining the pockets of the top people, while families get evicted from their homes. I don't know why this concept is so hard for our "representatives" to grasp, unless it is the fact that a truly national bank would not give them piles of money stolen from the very people they are supposed to represent, in the form of bribes, I mean campaign contributions.

One Hell of a Piano Player

http://www.ktvu.com/news/18608582/detail.html
This kid will be one hell of a piano player, and can give the "High sixes" when he wins. What was the Lord thinking when he made him that way?





Sunday, January 25, 2009

Sinner.


The Rev. "ministering" to the young evangelical. By "ministering", I mean stretching his a-hole out. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/24/ted-haggard-new-gay-sex-a_n_160619.html

Friday, January 23, 2009

The Burden of the Rich


It is such a bummer to be filthy rich, and have the rabble constantly trying to grab your stuff. http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/23/burglary.hillside/index.html Maybe they can do what the robber-barons if Mexico and South America do - cement jagged glass from broken bottles in the concrete in the top of the walls surrounding their mansions. Then, when some poor starving child tries to scale the wall to "steal" something to eat, they will have their hands shredded by the broken glass.





Tao Te Ching
by LAO TSU

Nine

Better stop short than fill to the brim.
Oversharpen the blade, and the edge will soon blunt.
Amass a store of gold and jade, and no one can protect it.
Claim wealth and titles, and disaster will follow.
Retire when the work is done.
This is the way of heaven.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

HILL-A-RY! HILL-A-RY! HILL-A-RY!


It is a shame that my recently re-elected douche-nozzle retard Senator, John Cornyn, robbed Secretary of State Hillary Clinton of being sworn in with the bulk of the other new cabinet officials today. I hope Barack will make a big deal of swearing her in by herself tomorrow, and give her the attention she deserves. Now this bung-hole Cornyn is delaying Attorney General Holder's confirmation over weather Holder will prosecute the lawbreakers who tortured in our names. He will actually vote against Holder if he admits that he just might uphold the law. This from an enthusiastic supporter of Alberto Gonzales. Behold the Republican party distilled to it's very essence. I am surrounded by stupid assholes here in Texas - I'm talking about the one's who just re-elected this chugg-nut to the senate.

Nose Frozen Off


I Loved It !


I have had a smile on my face since I woke up today EARLY, at 8:00 a.m. to go over to the Borders Bookstore to pick up my New York Times. A clear, crisp and sunny day for the first day of an administration that will work for the many, not the few. I'm loving it.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Rabble-Rousers!




Bunch of unwashed rabble-rousers - like the guys at the Boston tea party. :-)



A New Day


Everyone who is asked has trouble putting into words the joy they are feeling on the eve of this wonderful national transformation. What an opportunity to reflect on what is truly meaningful, and revisit the ideals of giving to others, and taking , perhaps, a bit less for one's self.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

The Show Must Go On


Thinning the herd http://www.komonews.com/news/37765479.html Never even stopped the show. Gotta love that capitalist spirit!

A Paucity of Poopers?


Are there going to be enough places to "fire one out" http://www.poopnames.com/ at the inauguration? http://www.myfoxdc.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=8261580&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1 Attending this event will be like going to Times Square for New Year's Eve - standing around in the freezing cold, ass to elbow with the great unwashed to "witness" an event you are to far away to actually see, or like going to the Tour de France - sit in the hot sun for three hours to see a bunch of homoerotic, shaved guys in tight shorts pedal furiously by you in 12 seconds flat. As the inspector in the Monty Python chocolate sketch said: "Well where's the pleasure in that? If people pop a nice chocy in their mouth, they don't expect to get both cheeks pierced!"
Is it me, or you glad Bush is gone? Sort of waking up and the fever has broken, a psychic fart being disbursed by the window of progressivism being opened, and the curtains are waving in the breeze.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Lookin' Out for the Kids.


Our "allies" the Saudis are still lookin' out for the kids


"A girl aged 10 or 12 can be married. Those who think she's too young are wrong and they are being unfair to her."




Don't forget, 16 of the 19 hijackers on 9-11 were from Saudi Arabia, and George H.W. Bush was having breakfast with Osama Bin Laden's father the morning the planes flew into those buildings.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

A Giant Screw-Job


This from former Clinton economist Robert Reich, perhaps the smartest guy in the country when it comes to things like this. Why Obama has not brought him onto the fold is curious.


But the easier and probably more correct argument is that American taxpayers wasted $350 billion. No one knows exactly where it went -- at least two recent reports reveal that the Treasury had no idea -- but we do know the money did not go to small businesses, struggling homeowners, students, or anyone else needing credit, which was the major public justification for the bailout. In all likelihood, on the basis of the skimpy evidence we now have, the money went instead to bank shareholders in the form of dividends; to bank executives, traders, and directors as compensation (directors of major Wall Street banks continued to pull down an average of $350K each in 2008 merely for sitting in on a handful of board meetings at which they obviously didn't oversee very much); to some holders of bank debt; and to platoons of lawyers, accountants, and other financiers who have advised the banks about other places to park the rest of the money in the meantime.




His solution is what the morons in congress should have done in the first place. The incredible thing is that they were still arguing about the merits of the original "non-plan", before punting the entire thing to the O team today. These "Representatives" are collectively dumber than a stump.
Also, proof http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28583580/ that banks would rather see homes foreclosed on, and taxpayer money given to the banks to cover the entire mortgage, than attempt to work with distressed borrowers, many victims of predatory lending practices, so they can stay in their homes because, gosh darn it, they want to keep home loan prices low for their beloved future customers, gosh darn it. Why, with the prime treasury rate at 0.25% would it be hard to offer great loan rates, and also re-finance the onerous mortgages of existing customers? Huh? Why?

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Pigg Wiggly Cart Killer





Back in the day, which was a Tuesday, by the way, a friend, whom I will refer to as B, had an affinity for the Piggly Wiggly supermarket parking lot in my home town of Sioux City, Iowa. It was good for all manner of fun activities. The first being the turning of doughnuts in his parents car. The lot was ideal for this activity, as it was very large, had a slightly domed shape, combined with a sloping grade that ended on the bottom side with a surprisingly robust, almost highway grade guard rail along it. As I recall, I had not received my driver license yet, so I must have been 15 years old. Mind you, this is when the drinking age was 18, so we would have gone to the 7-11 and purchased a 12-pak of Miller Genuine Draft (before the advent of girly "lite" beer) and a couple of packs of Marlboro Reds for our driving around, aimlessly burning sixty-cent-a-gallon gasoline. Ah, the good old days. a nice dusting of snow had made the lot a lovely skating rink for the '76 white Malibu Classic with maroon interior. We would flip the air breather cover on the engine for better horse power, and a more funner sound. The technique consisted of running up to about 20 mph, and jerking the wheel all the way around, and hitting the gas, thus spinning the rear tires. This action would throw the car into a spin, and the slope, together with the spinning rear tires would allow the car to spin tight 360 degree circles, almost indefinitely. I am sure we could spin 20-30 time before we ran out of lot, or barfed. It was surprisingly fun, and one had to just not spill one's beer, or drop one's cigarette in one's lap, or slam into one of the sparsely placed light poles.

http://www.strayshoppingcart.com/shopping_cart/1_introduction.htm

The real joy that sticks in my mind though, has to do with B developing an activity that to this day I find brilliant, and am indebted to him for "inventing" After all that spinning became routine, B slowly inched up to an "old skool", heavy-duty metal wire shopping cart, not that cheap plastic crap they have these days, and began pushing it in front of the car. This was delicate, since the cart wanted to move side to side, so it took great skill to keep the cart centered as we picked up speed through the lot, on a perpendicular attitude toward the heavy duty guard rail. The rail was about 3 feet tall at the end of the lot, and a street ran about 4-5 feet below, along the other side of the railing. Once we hit around 35 mph, B would slam on the brakes, and the cart would shoot toward the rail, wobbling away, and hit it with such force as to launch it 10-15 feet into the air, and a-tumbling away, to then skitter into the street below, sparks shooting through the cold night air. One had to not get an Icarus-esque enthrallment with this activity though, as sooner or later, unwanted attention would be drawn to one's self. So, two or three cart flips, and it was back to the house to finish the beer, and jam on some Molly Hatchet, "Flirtin' With Disaster", baby! :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhhtRxqSrys&feature=related

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Wedded Bliss


I hate it when you sell your daughter for 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat and the bastard groom refuses to pay up! Dammit! We had a contract, and I was going to start my own restaurant with that stuff!







Monday, January 12, 2009

Very Interesting


Why is this legal? Because financial firms have historically the largest donors of campaign money to our "representatives" in congress, not he oil companies, not the insurance companies. Witness the consumer bankruptcy bill passed several years ago. Strange, the bankrupt "corporations" have not been forced into draconian pay-back schemes like the average person under the revised laws.


Ann Coulter is Right!




Ann may be right - if Sara's unwed, high school drop-out daughter raises her little bastard to be a republican, he will , by default, be a criminal, or at least part of the republican criminal enterprise. A frame in an old Mat Groening "life in Hell" cartoon, has Binky asking his dad hard questions, one of which is "If you vote republican, does it make you an accomplice to their crimes?" I think it does.


(Another one: "How can God sleep when people are starving?")

Bush Revisionist History Tour


The following is from the Thurs., Sept 1st, 2005 blog entry from the "Facing South" blog. http://www.southernstudies.org/2006/08/katrina-facing-south-flashback.html "Props to the Coast Guard. We've all seen the dramatic videos of helicopter rescues. At the latest count, they have saved nearly 3000 people. Apparently, the Coast Guard is the only federal agency that didn't sit around waiting for some politician to get back from vacation to tell them to go out there and save lives. Good for them."

"Oblivious. When asked why they didn't have food and water, FEMA Under Secretary Michael Brown just said in an interview with Paula Zahn on CNN that the federal government did not even know about the people at the NOLA convention center until today. I realize they are "managing" this by remote control, but don't they at least have cable TV? This is incompetence on a massive scale."

Today, "President" Bush took credit for the Coast Guard rescues of Hurricane Katrina survivors as evidence of his administration's great response to the disaster. Turns out, the rescue operations were already pre-planned, and the "administration" had nothing directly to do with the coordination or planning or execution of that amazing rescue effort.
The Bushies have been furiously rushing about in the last few weeks of their reign if terror trying to rewrite history, and this is but one example of the final batch of lies. Bush all but admitted being a war criminal today when he said he personally authorized torturing "detainees", to say nothing of the illegal invasion in Iraq. It's all OK, though, because they asked some lawyers if it was legal, and the ones they happened to pick to ask were right-wing radical fuckwits. How convenient.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Hot for Teacher

Wonder if he got an A in the class.
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/01/09/Charge_Obsessed_teacher_raped_student/UPI-18641231550223/

SIT DOWN WALDO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwG7h49oXM0

Pretty Cool


This story really reminds me of my band days at East High School in Sioux City, Iowa, and some of the fondest memories of my entire life. We were a podunk band made great by a fantastic leader, also, Mr. James Boyce. http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/01/11/baldwin.inauguration.band.cnn I think it is awesome they are going to be able to go to DC. It is a shame that these kind of extracurricular activities have been all but dropped from schools across the country. School districts need to start funding these activities again, as it is a great for kids to feel a part of something, and they have less time to get into trouble, also.

Nose Frozen Off


There is a concept developed by my mom and me regarding the relative "tragedy" of persons dying whilst attempting outrageously dangerous activities. http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/01/11/uk.adventurer.killed/index.html It stems from a botched Everest "expedition" by some insane Houston richies that lead to the death of some of the climbers when one of the rich women on the trip paid the Sherpas to drag her up to the summit on a sled, as she was exhausted and could not walk, instead of dragging life-saving oxygen bottles to the people already on the summit that were dying from asphyxiation, and did die. She caused their deaths because she wanted to be able to tell people she had reached the summit of Everest. Also, one of the other guys in the group literally had his nose amputated due to frostbite, along with several fingers and toes. It is hard to feel sympathy for people like this who put themselves in this much danger, and then end up dying. As Jeff Foxworthy has said, 'you might be a redneck if a member of you family has died immediately after saying 'hold my beer and watch this.' " Watch for more "Freezing your nose off" stories in this blog.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Blago Remains Classy



I live the kid KO'd on the floor. Has anyone checked to see if it is breathing? Maybe he could perform fake CPR on the little tot for some more sympathy/jury pool tainting. http://chicagoist.com/2009/01/09/governor_blagojevich_angers_frighte.php This guy is unbelievable. He gives being delusional a bad name.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

AKA: Bob

Can not make this stuff up. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/08/lisa-bonets-new-baby-nako_n_156226.html Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa? Really? Did she consult with Sarah Palin and Michael Jackson? Wow. And this dude http://www.jasonmomoa.com/ gets to bang Lilakoi Moon (Lisa Bonet)? COME ON! That's bullshit, white dreadlocks-boy. She shoulda' stuck with Lenny K.


George Bush: Callous and Despicable


"It was his single most callous and despicable act. It stands at the heart of the national embarrassment that was his presidency." http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1870319,00.html Bush is the best liar ever - he can claim to be shocked by something he personally authorized. Despicable indeed. It's the same as them claiming that "no one could have ever predicted that terrorists would fly airplanes into buildings" as an excuse for being asleep at the switch before 9-11.


"Japan betrays trust during joint maneuvers and also sabotages financial market. US responds by sending in special forces and military, correcting market, and taking out leadership of Japan. Final act when disgruntled Japanese pilot flies airliner into Capital Building, frighteningly similar to the attacks today." (Plot summary, "Debt of Honor", Tom Clancey, written in 1994)

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Yum Yum! Eat up!


"Oh, it's not bad for ya'! No health risks at all." http://www.iatp.org/iatp/publications.cfm?accountID=421&refID=104203 Could this be the cause of some of the larger e. coli outbreaks that have been happening recently?

OOOH... Problems already!



Listening to anything Thomas J. Donohue, president of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce has to say is like getting KKKarl Rove to weigh in on how he thinks the BHO cabinet is going to function. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/07/AR2009010703868.html?hpid=topnews This organization, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, has been taken over by the Right Wing Radical Christofacists, and has no credibility left at all. Dreck like this is to be expected by the compromised Washington Post/RNC Pravda mouthpiece.

Mmmmmm... Lutefisk!



"Lutefisk - it's not just for throwing up any more!" Brought to you by the Lutefisk Council. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutefisk

My Middle East Solution


Tom Friedman has a smart editorial in the Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/07/opinion/07friedman.html?_r=1

My idea is to give Israel back to the A-rabs, and give the Jews North Dakota ("How ya' gonna' keep them down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?") . We are not using it anyway, and it is WAY bigger than that sliver of rock they have over there. We could generate many jobs by hiring Disney to recreate all of the religious sites they have over there, since they are all based on phony mythology anyway, like Disneyland. A textured fiberglass "wailing wall" (have you seen how they bob back and forth like autistic kids in front of that thing?) and to toss a crumb to the Christofacists, a back-lit "Tomb of the Sepulchre" with an boulder that rolls back every three days at 10 a.m, and an animatronic Jesus pops out and "saves the world"? The ideas are endless.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

"Clean" Coal

This is an ecological disaster, and there has been very little coverage by the "liberal" media. http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/1/5/203434/6089/681/679702 The EPA has been politicized the the extent that they only protect the polluters from the government, not the other way around.

Winter Vacation


For my first blog post, I thought I would link to a hilarious mishap that everyone dreads will happen to them as they ride the ski lift. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/06/vail-chairlift-accident-l_n_155578.html This is why your mom always told you to wear clean underwear.


My concept for this blog stems from three successful blogs: The Huffingtonpost, Talking Points Memo and Daily KOS. I figured if those fuckers could create something out nothing, why can't I? Also, I figured "Why spend my time typing in their comments sections, when I could be putting my brilliant thoughts down for digital posterity on my own blog instead?" They are far to worried about "cuss" words anyway. I want a few "fucks" and "shits", and maybe a "cunt" or two scattered about my blog. Also, if I get as huge as them, I'll not "moderate" the comments by word identifying "bad" words. Saint George Carlin would look down on me with disapproval if I did that. So, I'll link away on all things political and odd.


Blog away...